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Chemistry is fun – 4

Date: June 9th, 2015
Posted by: Admin

#‎Chemists‬‘Coffee Table light talks ( Chemistry is fun – 4 )
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Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.
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The Optimist sees the glass half full.The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The ‪#‎Chemist‬ see the glass completely full… half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.
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Money has recently been discovered to be a “Not-yet-identified” ‪#‎Super_heavy_element‬.
The proposed name is: “‪#‎Un_obtainium‬“.
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A ‘Proton’ and a ‘Neutron’ are walking down the street.
The Proton says, “Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it.”
The Neutron says “Are you sure?”
The proton replies “I’m Positive !.”
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Why do chemists like ‘Nitrates’ so much?
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Because They’re cheaper than day rates.

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